We have received reports from the field (CNN) that a tenant on the 80th floor of the Sears Tower has purchased parachutes for all its employees. Besides the obvious questions like: (i) are the parachutes effective from an altitude of 80 stories; (ii) would one have the time, guts or knowledge to use them; or (iii) will this replace employees’ Christmas presents; what I want to know is: CAN I INTEREST YOU IN A SOLID BRICK, 5-STORY LOFT OFFICE (rappelling equipment included)?

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